And for breakfast: A hearty bowl of Public Humiliation! 

I’m officially NEVER wearing these sneakers on a rainy day again. I’ve stacked it twice already, and it’s not even noon. First I was trying to pass a trio of slow walkers taking up the whole sidewalk, so I moved to the side and happened to step on a slanted slippery metal sewer grate…. Almost slipped right into the sewer, down to see IT. Ha. Ha. An old man witnessed it - “Are you ok??” Yeah, aside from my dignity taking a bruising, I also skinned my knee. 

Second, I had run up an outdoor flight of stairs to get an overhead shot of the parading kids rolling through the quad… Then when I was carefully going back down the stairs, I still managed to lose my footing and slip down a few extra steps. This time only a nearby guy noticed.. but he was a ginger, so I didn’t really care.  

jk, jk. 

Skinned knee, bruised tailbone, but the merchandise is still unscathed, so I’d say it was a pretty successful morning. I’d break a fall with my skull before choosing to replace a $2,000 Nikon :[