February 2011
cat haiku
abbymartell:
You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face. That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt.
January 2011
About 48 hours ago I beat the Ocarina of Time and finally earned the title of : The Hero of Time. Nothing can bring me down today. I feel so empowered. The weather is perfect. I had a great lunch. A ladybug landed on my book. I’m walking on sunshine! It’s not just like beating a videogame… I struggled with that thing for a decade. I grew up with it. I remember waking up early and playing it...
Recent trends:
Shakeweights. Longboards. And… Tobacco pipes
Funny..
..That the day we learn all about “gasses” in “geography,” I’m sitting here breathing in someone’s toxic fart fumes the entire class.
Just found some plastic gems in the parking lot. Sweet. How come I can never find things that I lose, but I can find all this other random shit?
You dumb bitch. There are at LEAST, literally, 100 other empty seats in the classroom. And you and your boyfriend choose to come sit directly next to me? And snicker and whisper, and play on facebook all throughout the class?
You’d be surprised how well your whispers carry. I can hear you talking about me right now. Sorry if I’m actually in class to learn. Sorry if I’m easily distracted. And...
Will I ever stop crying when I think of dogs dying?
Do you have any irrational fears?
Do tell… I’m just curious.
For instance, when I see underwater machinery I get the heeby-jeebies. Don’t ask me why. Huge aquariums, tiny fishtanks, the It’s a Small World boat-ride, automatic pool-cleaners : The stuff of nightmares.
Your weekly Horoscope.. →
.. with a twist
violent femme: frozen plums →
likelava:
he was eating the darkest plum i’d ever seen. it kind of crunched like as if it had been frozen. reminded me of a poem i once read. he would do something like that. something like eat a pretty frozen dark plum. i asked him if he ever loved me and he said “close enough.” he looked happy, but not like he was trying to be. and maybe that’s okay. maybe that’s the way it was supposed to...
“Bone-O… You know Bone-O, that singer from YouTube?”
– Silly professor, malapropism is for kids
Black coffee, plain rye bread, and a handful of grapes. The whole of this complete breakfast.
Oh, turns out the “stink-eye” glaring actor in that movie was also the head honcho in The Temple of Doom… Noww I remember. No wonder he was so intimidating.
Diwale Dulhania le Jayenge
Well I’m just awaiting to go to bed.. In the meantime I guess I could
A. review french phrases that i’ve known since 8th grade
B. look over “logic” notes, and stress myself out
or C…. Tumbl.
It’s a given!
So there’s this little Bollywood Film Fest going on at LSU right now.. Ever since I saw (and loved) Slumdog Millionaire, I’ve been wanting to...
It's truly amazing what a difference sleep can...
tamburina:
You’re sad because you’re sad. It’s psychic. It’s the age. It’s chemical. Go see a shrink or take a pill, or hug your sadness like an eyeless doll you need to sleep.
Margaret Atwood
Why are you in here?
“Well, I would be in my room, but it happens to be ‘occuppied’ and by ‘occuppied,’ I mean ‘a-rockin’ and so I don’t go ‘a-knockin.”
And the morale of the story is: Never let your happiness depend solely on an individual, because chances are they’ll let you down.
For you mikaela
thisheartofmine:
Faux da fa fa
And what about moi? :(
A treasure trove
Rachel just emptied out some old toyboxes to find supplies for a school project.. What a flashback!
A handful of McDonalds plastic 100 Dalmation toys. Pokemon keychains. A black and white Furby, and a smaller pink and blue Furby Baby.. (if you had more than one, they can speak to each other!) And don’t forget Betty - “Betty Sgabetty!” (Betty spaghetti, that anorexic, bendable chick). Breyer...
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
“When I was typing “amys” on my phone it autocorrected it to...”
– Bets
Philosophy 1021
Intro to Logic. This counts as my “math.” Are you ready for this?
Capital letters such as A and B represent statements, for example, “Atlanta is beautiful.” A sideways horseshoe symbol creates a conditional when it links two of these letters. The horseshoe can mean “if” or “only if” or “implies.”
I’ll use this: > as the...
A toilet seat smeared with someone else's blood.
God I love Miller Mansion.
There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.