February 2010
January 2010
The Odyssey II : Amy's Journey to School
Once again, the forces of the universe have aligned against me.. as they frequently do.
My voyage began like any other morning. I left my house at normal time of departure: 7:05am. As I walked out my door, i yelled over my shoulder, “see you at school!” to my punctuality-challenged younger sister. Determined to get to school on time, I threw my bags in the trunk, and drove away. I...
Regretting a "wise" decision
Wisdom teeth are pointless. And they suck. Two in, one and a half to go. Numero three is giving me some grief.
I fought soo hard to keep this damn tooth in, to avoid surgery at all costs… but how does it repay me?? MISERY! It feels like there’s a fricking piece of shrapnel embedded in my gums. ugggghhhhh. I’m consuming alieve like it’s candy. Oragel is fun, but it only...
Star Wars jokes never get old... →
A helpful site... →
Physics class, Thursday morning
Apparently we are going to learn how to change attire soon. Biig deal. I’ve been doing that since i was like nine.
“It’s January and i’m sweating.” Welcome to hell.
I’m currently squinting through a fog. Forgot my glasses in the car again. I’m about as comprehensive as hellen keller right now.
Better attempt at understanding unless i want to fail…...
If it makes you feel any better..
Me: I’m gonna fail, I’m gonna fail, I’m gonna fail…
Friends: Don’t say that! Then you will really fail! You have to say you’ll pass, and then you will!
Me: Alright…. I’m going to pass!!!
I failed.
True-isms
I used to make “potions” out of shampoos as a kid.
I can’t believe I used to hate naptime.
“Yes, yeah, yes mam, ok yeah, yes, i know, yes, love you too, BYE MOM!”
My english teacher can find more deep meaning in a book than the author.
Don’t you love waking up with unread texts? Sometimes you feel like it’s a little unopened present.. other times you...
“Just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.” - 500 Days of Summer
AMEN!
Connie.
My absolute favorite quote from Family Guy:
“Connie, I think I have a theory about why you’re such a bitch. You see, Connie, you’re popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were 12, but now, you can’t stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your...
Trigonometry:
The very worst, most detestable infliction that ever did fly out of Pandora’s Box.
“Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb… That’s where the fruit...”
“Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who mind don’t matter, and...”
– Dr. Seuss
